ben newton's definitions

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008

bubble coat

Those big air filled coats popular with inner city folks that easily make someone appear twice as fat as they are and make it virtually impossible for them to take up only one seat on public transportation.

Damn, that bubble coat took up three seats this morning.

by ben newton December 13, 2008

piccolo

A South American slang word for the male genitalia. Pronounced pee - col - lo.

My baby loves my piccolo.

by ben newton December 9, 2008

spooze

Another term for male ejaculation.

I spooze(d)way to early.

by ben newton December 21, 2006

under armor

Brand of exspensive clothing offering undergarments and cold/hot/wet weather gear. Great quality and performance.

Just bought some under armor man, best there is.

by ben newton December 10, 2008

jibs

jibs -
jibs, those little bits of skin you see just peeking out from under a pair of daisy dukes on a tight posterior.

dang ma, i can see your jibs.

by ben newton December 18, 2006

ETinaswamp

An alcoholic mixed drink favored by urban appalachians .. early times whiskey and ale eight one soda.

ETinaswamp over gin n juice any time.

by ben newton December 18, 2006