ben newton's definitions

piccolo

A South American slang word for the male genitalia. Pronounced pee - col - lo.

My baby loves my piccolo.

by ben newton December 9, 2008

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008

camoocha

The South American word for the female genitalia.

my camoocha is sick again , that time you know.

by ben newton January 2, 2007

under armor

Brand of exspensive clothing offering undergarments and cold/hot/wet weather gear. Great quality and performance.

Just bought some under armor man, best there is.

by ben newton December 10, 2008

ho dog

a dude that attracts ho's like dogs in heat.

Damn ho dog, another bi'aattch?

by ben newton December 18, 2006

shuffle

Newest rendition in the iPod family. Very small form factor with a built in clip to attach on a belt or pocket.

Damn, i can fit over 200 songs on this shuffle.

by ben newton July 16, 2008

ETinaswamp

An alcoholic mixed drink favored by urban appalachians .. early times whiskey and ale eight one soda.

ETinaswamp over gin n juice any time.

by ben newton December 18, 2006