Definitions by ben curry

apple fritter

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)

that dirty faggot takes it up the apple fritter
excuse me mate, where's ya apple fritter?

apple fritter by ben curry September 24, 2003

Barry White 

cockney rhyming slang for shite (shit)

i'm just going for a barry.

Barry White by ben curry September 24, 2003

berkshire hunt 

cockney rhyming slang for cunt

you stupid berk!

berkshire hunt by ben curry September 24, 2003

mike hunt 

cockney rhyming slang for cunt

you fucking mike!!!!!!

mike hunt by ben curry September 24, 2003

mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

mars and venus by ben curry September 24, 2003

lolly stick 

cockney rhyming slang for dick

hey baby, wanna suck my lolly stick?!

lolly stick by ben curry September 24, 2003

rusty spike

cockney rhyming slang for dyke (lesbian)

your sister looks like a right rusty spike!

rusty spike by ben curry September 24, 2003