vampire's tea bag

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

the cats minge

something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

ravi shanker

cockney rhyming slang for wanker

tony blair is such a ravi shanker

by ben curry September 24, 2003

nerf hearder

someone who is a stupid retarded dickhead

tony blair is such a nerf hearder

by ben curry September 24, 2003

mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003

berkshire hunt

cockney rhyming slang for cunt

you stupid berk!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

pie and mash

cockney rhyming slang for slash (to urinate)

i'm gonna go take a pie n' mash

by ben curry September 24, 2003