ben curry's definitions

pie and mash

cockney rhyming slang for slash (to urinate)

i'm gonna go take a pie n' mash

by ben curry September 24, 2003

daffy duck

cockney rhyming slang for fuck

alright darlin' fancy a daffy?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

lolly stick

cockney rhyming slang for dick

hey baby, wanna suck my lolly stick?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

apple fritter

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)

that dirty faggot takes it up the apple fritter
excuse me mate, where's ya apple fritter?

by ben curry September 24, 2003

mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003

gypsy's kiss

cockney rhyming slang for piss

i need to go take a gypsy

by ben curry September 24, 2003

bristol cities

cockney rhyming slang for titties

she had a nice pair of bristols

by ben curry September 24, 2003