lolly stick

cockney rhyming slang for dick

hey baby, wanna suck my lolly stick?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

pie and mash

cockney rhyming slang for slash (to urinate)

i'm gonna go take a pie n' mash

by ben curry September 24, 2003

rasberry ripples

cockney rhyming slang for nipples

look at the size of her rasberrys!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

jack and danny

cockney ryming slang for fanny

she had a right baggy jack and danny!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

ravi shanker

cockney rhyming slang for wanker

tony blair is such a ravi shanker

by ben curry September 24, 2003

nerf hearder

someone who is a stupid retarded dickhead

tony blair is such a nerf hearder

by ben curry September 24, 2003

barclay's bank

cockney rhyming slang for wank (masturbate)

i'm gonna have a barclay's

by ben curry September 24, 2003