Troubleshat

A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.

I can't believe that just happened! I called into to tech support and they had me drop my firewall because I couldn't obtain an IP address. What a troubleshat, now I've got viruses on my machine and can only boot to safe mode, much less connect to the internet!

by ben December 28, 2005

Doze

1. Windows operating system
2. To fall asleep

1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..

by Ben February 19, 2005

Cugy Bear

A term used to keep manipulationg women away from innocent bears!No offence hannah:-P

" dats my cugy bear"

by ben January 19, 2004

Slipknot

Slipknot, a side project with an ugly ginger prick who tries to sing. They are gona break up in like 2 years, HOORAY!

Hooray! No more slioknot!
Awww, mini mosher shit head, dont cry!

by Ben August 04, 2003

big dipper

Somebody who takes more days off moby dick than holidays.
Name of a sweep stake based on a work colleague who is often moby dick.

He's not off again is he/she the big dipper.

by Ben September 17, 2003

heff

a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

by ben March 13, 2004

lacfy

This brilliant acronym made by Ben C. stands for:
Let's all Clap for You

This has become so popular that all across Georgia, urban, rural, inner, suburban, people are chanting this acronym.

Anyways, Adam has proceeded (yet again... This guy is on a fucking rampage) to utterly KILL, DEVASTATE, MOLEST, MURDER, STAB, AND MASSACRE this acronym.

Example:

Ben: Is the exam hard?
Adam: lacfy
Ben: Dude, seriously!
Adam: No I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, preps, or surfers
Ben: WHAT?!?!?!!?
Adam: WHAT?!?!?!?
Ben: IS IT HARD OR NOT?
Adam: Sir?
Ben: DAMNIT ADAM
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I can help you!
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I KNOW THAT. IS THE EXAM HARD? IF I FAIL IT I WILL HAVE TO REDO THIS YEAR NEXT YEAR
Adam: Cya

by Ben May 13, 2005