big dipper

Somebody who takes more days off moby dick than holidays.
Name of a sweep stake based on a work colleague who is often moby dick.

He's not off again is he/she the big dipper.

by Ben September 17, 2003

Slipknot

Slipknot, a side project with an ugly ginger prick who tries to sing. They are gona break up in like 2 years, HOORAY!

Hooray! No more slioknot!
Awww, mini mosher shit head, dont cry!

by Ben August 04, 2003

Viet-Cong

The chinese soldiers in Vietnam. See Charlie

The Viet-Cong used gurella millitary tactics that were mainly unheard of.

by ben November 18, 2003

dwacist

an act of being racist but against a dwarf

Life's too short is a dwacist show with dwacist humour

by Ben February 14, 2015

chod

A dick that is wider than long

She tried to suck the chod, but had a hard time handling the sheer girth of it.

by Ben July 18, 2003

skunk

cross breed of Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Sativa is the more traditionally smoked outdoor-grown variety which occurs naturally in places like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Africa; Indica is a shorter, bushier variety found in Afghanistan. Unlike pure Sativa, the high it gives is slightly heavy, lassitudinous and mongy.

damn, this skunk is some evil shit, where can I get some?

by Ben June 30, 2003

President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"

Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.

by Ben November 03, 2004