bean's definitions

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

bean cap

to get fucked in the ass and then lick the shit off the penis

John fucked Jenny in the ass and she totally gave him a bean cap!

by Bean January 10, 2005

Boce

Noun: one who is mentally slow. synnonym: Idiot

Stop being a Boce, rob!

by Bean January 27, 2004

midget

abnormally small limbs and torso but unbeleivably large head and forehead.
The are surprisingly strong they have all the strength of ten men compressed in to their little midget body

look at that midget he is so cute i want to kiss his huge forehead

by bean May 27, 2003

Shovel

relating to, or slang for, the penis.

dude, let go of my shovel

by Bean September 6, 2004