smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

American Eagle

1. the bird used as a symbol of the United States

2. A clothing store located in many different shopping malls. People buy stuff there.

1. Look how beautiful that eagle looks in its natural habitat!!

2. Do you feel like getting that cute sweater at American eagle today?
Naw... I'm going to wait till it's on sale.

by Bean December 02, 2004

pillow friends

Lesbians. Seen in novel Path of Daggers, Robert Jordan.

Quote from memory:
It's none of my business that you two spend so much time together, for all I know you could be pillow friends.

by bean October 10, 2003

marriage

Suicide in it's worst form.

Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.

Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.

by Bean March 06, 2005

Jersey

The Best State ever where only the strong survive

Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

by Bean January 22, 2004

manticipation

The anticipation for sex or any romantic encounter with a man: "man"+"anticipation"= manticipation!

She manticipated their next date for days- she wanted him bad!

by bean June 14, 2004

negakewl

1) The opposite of kewl, that being 3 polish circus performers hailing a cab on a raft made up of hollowed out dinosaurs bones in the middle of the red sea, and one of the performers is 96.3% lithium.
2) Setting your own bedtime.
3) Steve Pinske.

JAN: Fight Club is the coolest movie ever.

BEAN: Fight Club is emo.

Sheep: Antikewl. That's just antikewl. Stop f*cking talking to me.

by Bean May 06, 2005