Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

Hen 

An annoying old fart, namely: your mother.

Your mother was a hen.

Hen by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Obie Trice

Good rapper. Too self indulgent. 'nuff said.

Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks.

Obie Trice by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

jive 

To annoy.
To throw off one's style/ego

Quit jivin' me, turkey. A turkey is a bad person.

jive by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

T'ree-fi'ty 

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.

That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!

T'ree-fi'ty by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

SPOON 

1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure.
2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.

1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah.
2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee!

SPOON by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

ascii

excellent way of expression artistic talent by using computer-generated symbols to make images, by collecting them together.

Simple Ascii:

(>_<)<I AM CARTMAN, GOD DAMN IT!)

ascii by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

butt doobie

The toilet roll located up the ass of the large Kraid-phewl. Irreplacable. Priceless.

Kraid's butt-doobie is bulging today.

butt doobie by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003