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Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

The art of having a squirming tongue tantalize your anal cavity. Quite revolting, really. See rim.
I gave my dad a rimjob. Now I am feared across the whole of my preschool.
Rimjob by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003
To lick the ass of yourself or another, sexually. Not recommended for vegetarians.
I give so much rim that I am quite sure I have swallowed atleast 3 foetus' over the passed years.
rim by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003
A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.
I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

smegtastic 

1. to be full of smeg
2. very smeggy
3. crap, a bullshit artist
that radio announcer is smegtastic
Numbskull, idiot, Bill Gates, bonehead, shmoe, Bill Gates, imbecile, Bill Gates, Bill Gates, Dubbya.
That Bill Gates character sure is one thickhead.
Shifty, sly, supicious, dark, low, low-profile.
The shady looking man slipped into the bar.
shady by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

pansy squad 

A bunch of sissies walking around grabbing their balls and raping horses. They tend to wear t-shirts with gay slogans such as 'Bite This' and 'Make peace motherfucker'. they brandish toy guns their moms bought them.
the pansy ass fag named Joshy brought his pansy squad over to fuck us up. bad mistake.