bastardized bottomburp's definitions

bai

bastardization of 'Bye,' widely uttered by net whores and chodes

Chloe says:
g2g bai

Chimu says:
Speak english, biatch

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Killy McGee

What Homer Simpson calls God.

"Try telling that to Killy McGee up there."

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 19, 2003

plop-on-deck

1. A screw up
2. A person who deserves to be flushed down a toilet.

1. This whole idea was a friggin' plop-on-deck
2. I'ma flush that plop-on-deck down where he belongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

n0b

A n00b's penis.

That n00b can shove his n0b up a vacuum cleaner.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

define

To explain what a word means, like what I am doing to the word 'define' right now.

Please define the word 'antimiscomboluationismontoast'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

jive

To annoy.
To throw off one's style/ego

Quit jivin' me, turkey. A turkey is a bad person.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

assful

one who is assy

"That bumscummin' bitch over there sure is assful."
"What'd you say 'bout my mum?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003