bastardized bottomburp's definitions

:O

what one looks like when one inserts a cucumber up one's ass.

:O There are assorted vegetables up my anus! :O

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

:'S

An expression of confusion one feels when one has a dagger lodged in one's face.

:'S WTF, is there, like, a dagger in my face?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

metric shitload

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

ROFLMCLAO

The idiot versian of saying 'Ha. Ha. How very amusing.'

<bastard#1> This chatroom is gay
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO
<bastard#1> Shut the fuck up, ballhair, go fuck your other 'net-whores.
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO!!111
<bastard#1> Hoy...

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

hello

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003