Have You No Friends?

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"
<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!
by bastardized bottomburp May 23, 2003
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AYB

Short for 'All Your Base,' which is short for 'all your base are belong to us'
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003
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linux-box

An X-Box that runs Linux. This was unintentional by Microsoft, and now it is to their own faults that their only game console promotes another OS company. Ha ha. Of course, some fiddling needs to be done to the Sex-Box that only linux geeks would know how or bother to do.
Who would bother with LinuX-Box anyway? Linux sucks, and X-Box blows.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003
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bastard-flop

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.
<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003
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¬_¬

azn term used all over oekaki boards, message boards, chat rooms and the general internet. Used when they think someone has done something suspicious, even when it is clearly obvious.

Other azn terms include:

^_^
^^
o.O
o.o;;;;;;
=D
._.
^^;;
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003
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Morgasm

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.
Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
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