bastardized bottomburp's definitions

rubber

A condom.

Look at this fat-ass nigga. Sloppy sucka. You a ugly mo'erfucker. Your pop shoulda worn rubber.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Gothic

An old type of architecture, admired by Goths and crones.

Have you ever sat on a piece of Gothic architecture for 1000 years? Really gets right up your ass, you know.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 13, 2003

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

'dictionary.com' was my 750th definition.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

strong bad

Metallic panties of weightful steel and concrete

I'll take off your strong bads... ow! Shit! Those're heavy panties..

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

random act of faggotry

the act of being a faggot who walks around the internet spraying shit.

by bastardized bottomburp May 1, 2003

CGI

Crazy language of doomy doom. Used in webpages such as Hotmail to confuse simple-minders.

My mum knows alot of CGI.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003