bastardized bottomburp's definitions

System Of A Down

Blatantly un-Pop. Only ignorami would consider them to be Pop Music, and probably have only heard 2-3 of their songs (Chop Suey, Toxicity, Aerials).

Do what the title says and "Steal This Album," so you can listen to some real music.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003

:'S

An expression of confusion one feels when one has a dagger lodged in one's face.

:'S WTF, is there, like, a dagger in my face?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

20's

the decade of pure gayness

My grandpappy was born in the 20's

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

:O

what one looks like when one inserts a cucumber up one's ass.

:O There are assorted vegetables up my anus! :O

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

dictionary.com

The website that UrbanDictionary used to look like until it got its more original layout.

UrbanDictionary.com used to be a copy of Dictionary.com but with different features.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

hello

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003