bart's definitions

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 5, 2003

blue gummer

The color a set of lips turn after being wrapped around a cock an extended amount of time.

"I don't like when I turn into a blue gummer since the tingling and numness keep my lips uncomfortable."
"I get off when a girl or guy is a blue gumming on my cock."

by Bart June 4, 2003

mucksavage

Common Irish term for a country dweller or someone unfamiliar with urban life. These creatures thrive on Hang sandwiches and warm Fanta orange.

A: What's that funny looking thing in the corner?
B: That's a television you stupid mucksavage.

by Bart September 23, 2004

micky finn

An alcoholic drink that has been adulterated with a drug that causes the drinker to pass out, typically chloral hydrate.

When John woke up naked in an alley behind the bar, he figured that the bartender had slipped him a Micky Finn.

by Bart January 7, 2005

s.o.b

son of a bitch

ur an s.o.b

by bart September 3, 2003

wahoo

The art of "wahooing" beer/liquor is practiced by underage individuals who carry the alcohol in question up to the cashier, throw a substantial amount of currency on the counter that is well in excess of the sticker price of the alcohol in question, and run out the door. E.g., $20 for a 12-pack. The idea being, the store or cashier gets to pocket some "hush money" not to pursue the issue.

by bart October 28, 2003