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Noun : a type of ho who wears an absudly enormous belt that cant even fit into a normal belt loop and then they cry like a dirty cunt when someone takes their picture
Paddock nems: whoa look at that smokin hot cowlishaw hooker
G ev: dude thats a gucci belt loop nigger. Look at that thing that could strangle a launch nems mass monster.
G ev: dude thats a gucci belt loop nigger. Look at that thing that could strangle a launch nems mass monster.
by ballplayer182 April 12, 2022
Get the Gucci belt loop nigger mug.Noun: a type of body buzz, similar to a high from shooting roids or heroin, but it is a natural buzz that comes from being diddled harshly by authority figures like Kunt, Gev, or Barma. Also a feeling that can be caused by being around naperville faggots or shooting baskets with other kunts at yellow box or doing things in other situations that causes a similar feeling of being a total twatwaffle.
Render dawggie: Yo brahs, what yous gettin into today ?
Key Monny : hey nigrums, im all about getting that chad effect!
Cassata nems: should we hit up the box? Or you guys thinkin of gettin our balls smashed at launch nems by a dirty ass kunt palmer for that deep chad effect buzz?
Key Monny : hey nigrums, im all about getting that chad effect!
Cassata nems: should we hit up the box? Or you guys thinkin of gettin our balls smashed at launch nems by a dirty ass kunt palmer for that deep chad effect buzz?
by ballplayer182 April 12, 2022
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Get the Teep mug.Noun: a type of ejaculation so explosive that it causes shockwaves of eruption so forceful that it shakes the earth and foundation of any building it occurs in.
Kelsey forced me to release a keef bomb by twanging my jewels.
Heater nems went keefe bombing last night at the party.
Heater nems went keefe bombing last night at the party.
by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022
Get the Keefe Bomb mug.Noun: a type of person or an individual whose anus smells like cigarettes. One who likes having cigs shoved up their asshole.
Tanya has pungent cig ass you can smell when she takes off her panties.
Renders is a real cig ass.
Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.
Renders is a real cig ass.
Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.
by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022
Get the cig ass mug.A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
Get the Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer mug.Adjective: the time during a steroid cycle when the user has the highest doses and typically the highest measurable testosterone levels. This is usally when the greatest growth occurs, and also the peak in athletic performance capability.
Render nems: Dude look at that mass monster, he must be at peak cylce look how massive her glutes are.
Hader nems: naw dawg, look at them koala doggies over there, now thats peak cycle. Theyre hitting Koala bombs left and right.
Hader nems: naw dawg, look at them koala doggies over there, now thats peak cycle. Theyre hitting Koala bombs left and right.
by ballplayer182 March 12, 2022
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