ballplayer182's definitions

Kunt Dawggies

Noun: what you call people who are totally useless lowlifes with no style, no grit and have no chance at completing the road to vag cig. A group of jacknuts that think they are somehow relevant but they are totally worthless wastes of space and should be banned from modern civilized nations.

C Koa: what up cuz… hey u seen them cats roaming around the poop and pee courts the other day in the ville? Are they legit or…

D Per: Uh, Hell no! those are Kunt Dawggies. Total social retards that have nothing to offer but their Mackhard Kunt cuts and pathetically lame personalities. They should be deported into the most remote area of earth so we dont have to smell their vag cig stench ever again.

by ballplayer182 June 5, 2022

Kukkiwon hookers and whores

Noun: a person who acts as a hooker or whore doing sex acts with the martial artists and instructors at the kukkiwon conplex where. This is generally the lowest form of sexual depravity as these prostitutes have the dirtiest stankiest kunt holes on the planet? Disease ridden and vag cig stench accompany these sluts

Higgy nems: wheres tushie hittin bombs these days?

Jbosh: Bro you havent heard? Hes out hittin them kukkiwon hookers And whores pretending to be a martial artist. He got rid of that Kearns kunt so he could savage with some kukky sluts.

by ballplayer182 May 3, 2022

Blown Out Asshole

When your deuce hole gets blown apart.

Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.

by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022

Gucci belt loop nigger

Noun : a type of ho who wears an absudly enormous belt that cant even fit into a normal belt loop and then they cry like a dirty cunt when someone takes their picture

Paddock nems: whoa look at that smokin hot cowlishaw hooker

G ev: dude thats a gucci belt loop nigger. Look at that thing that could strangle a launch nems mass monster.

by ballplayer182 April 12, 2022

Dirty nasty cougar cunt

Middle aged hooker who chases young men with a dirty stanky gross twat who is always a drunk and heavy drug user. Often has vag cig. those that fuck the bitch always feel dirty and pathetic afterwards.

Jojo is always looking for a young guy around the corner, what a Dirty nasty cougar cunt she is, not to mention she has vag cig.

by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022

Chad effect

Noun: a type of body buzz, similar to a high from shooting roids or heroin, but it is a natural buzz that comes from being diddled harshly by authority figures like Kunt, Gev, or Barma. Also a feeling that can be caused by being around naperville faggots or shooting baskets with other kunts at yellow box or doing things in other situations that causes a similar feeling of being a total twatwaffle.

Render dawggie: Yo brahs, what yous gettin into today ?

Key Monny : hey nigrums, im all about getting that chad effect!

Cassata nems: should we hit up the box? Or you guys thinkin of gettin our balls smashed at launch nems by a dirty ass kunt palmer for that deep chad effect buzz?

by ballplayer182 April 12, 2022

Dispensary fetish

When someone is obsessed with getting ripped off at a dispensary. They wont buy weed from their well established fair and cost effective dealer. They insist on waiting in line for hours to get the same or inferior product at 3x the price.

Matt insists on goin to that govt run nazi camp to get ripped off buyin that overpriced kush and stand in line all day. What a cunt. Hes got major dispensary fetish. My local dealer joho has all the good shit, i never have to wait and i can get a splooge job with my dank before leaving at the same cost he pays.

by ballplayer182 March 7, 2022