22 definitions by backwards_cones
game emotes is only served for 2 purposes:
1 - toxic bulls*** when they kill you or smth
2 - when the game ends
1 - toxic bulls*** when they kill you or smth
2 - when the game ends
kid: OMG I DID A MIDAIR NOSCOPE 100 MILE AWAY HEADSHOT AND IM DOMINATING BY 100 KILLS -default dances-
17 year old: no one wants to see your cringe game emotes
17 year old: no one wants to see your cringe game emotes
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
worker: hey we are booming with company!!
worker 2: yeh
stonks man: oh noes stonks market is crashing
worker: can we call it stenks now
worker 2: yeh
stonks man: oh noes stonks market is crashing
worker: can we call it stenks now
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
1. The types of people who make me have no other choice but to obey them because I can't "make my own decisions".
2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.
2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.
Friend: hey can i have candy can please
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79
Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars
Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79
Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars
Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
backwards: haha time to look at urban dictionary because im so bored- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH NO NOT THESE MOBILE GAME ADS AAAAAHHHHH NOW I SEE SEX WTF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
person 1: wtf why are you making a racke- OH EXIT THE PAGE
backwards: NO THIS IS THE ONLY POINT OF THE CURE OF BOREDOM RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
person 1: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANNA SEE THESE TYPES OF ADS THAT ARE IN URBAN DICTIONARY THEY'RE LITERALLY INAPPROPRIATE
backwards: good point let's make a word and an imaginary person as an example
person 1 gets thanos snapp'd
did i just break the 4th wall even tho this is not a movie
person 1: wtf why are you making a racke- OH EXIT THE PAGE
backwards: NO THIS IS THE ONLY POINT OF THE CURE OF BOREDOM RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
person 1: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANNA SEE THESE TYPES OF ADS THAT ARE IN URBAN DICTIONARY THEY'RE LITERALLY INAPPROPRIATE
backwards: good point let's make a word and an imaginary person as an example
person 1 gets thanos snapp'd
did i just break the 4th wall even tho this is not a movie
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
guy: hey wanna see a 4k dolby ultra hd video of big booties
another guy: ok
guy clicks on play
another guy films another guy and 4k video
another guy: CAUGHT IN 4K
another guy: ok
guy clicks on play
another guy films another guy and 4k video
another guy: CAUGHT IN 4K
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
an old game from 2013 that got shut down in coronavirus year
it's based off of building blocks with dumb characters than just stand there on most of the worlds
"creative" worlds more like ripoffs with some changes
also toxic community
it's based off of building blocks with dumb characters than just stand there on most of the worlds
"creative" worlds more like ripoffs with some changes
also toxic community
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
a supermansion has big useless rooms like shoe polishing room and slushie room and soda room and THAT CAR SHOWOFF ROOM, and it has a lot of space when you've already got everything you need in a cheap mansion
also people in supermansions buy expensive things they dont even care about design
and if they care of design they might overdo it like a hypnosis sofa
also people in supermansions buy expensive things they dont even care about design
and if they care of design they might overdo it like a hypnosis sofa
rich guy: wanna see my supermansion
people: they probably care about expensive stuff and not the luxury no thanks
rich guy: :(
homeless guy: let me see a home i havent seen one in years
rich guy: no
people: they probably care about expensive stuff and not the luxury no thanks
rich guy: :(
homeless guy: let me see a home i havent seen one in years
rich guy: no
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021