baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

Santa

A make believe figure, like elves, gremlins and eskimoes.

Santa my ass, it's probably ol' Grampa Cripple, stuck in the chimney again. Get the oil and the rake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

McDonalds

An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

fully erect penis head

A person with red hair that sticks up.

<Stunta> HA! Look at that kid!
<Polka> Yeah! What a fully erect penis head, bro!
<Stunta> Righteous!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

verbal abuse

To abuse without physical contact, but simply by using words and insults.

"Your dad's a lesbian named Vicky!" - Verbal Abuse.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003

logitech

The company who made the light-censor mouse I am using for my computer.

Microsoft's light-censor mouse's left-click broke off! Thank God for Logitech.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003

Hip-pop

Ja Rule's occupation, based on the devouration of hot-dogs and saying 'Murder Inc.' in every song.

... And here is Ja Rule, the unloved Hip-Pop artist who just released his new album 'Where Would I Be Without Thirty Bags of Wombat Flesh?'

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003