baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

end

The final chapter of a series or story.
The top/bottom of something.
The finish.

"Your dick has no end."

"Your mouth has no end. Shut the hell up."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.

"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

head-spin

the act of twisting the head of your penis with your fingers so utterly hard that the head of your penis falls off.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Dictionary

A fat-ass book of non-sensical ramblings put together by college students.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Brokenman.net

An odd Australian web site. I found its address written in chalk on a sidewalk in the streets of Sydney.

It's useless any way.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003