baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

lyk

"Like" gone retarded.

eYe ish lyk da b0m n sum! lolz kikikiki kawaii bulldo9z hamtaro le9 of lam!21111!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

Shat

The past-tense of 'shit' which I tend to use as present-tense.

"I shat on your carpet!" - Past
"I took a shat on your stove!" - Present

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.

M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003

j-list

Your friend in Japan!

You've got a friend in Japan!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 12, 2003

e-word

Electronic word - such as asl, rofl, kikikiki, lol and lmao.

"LOL! ROFL! LMAO! KIKIKIKI! ASL!?!" - Retard

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 12, 2003

pop-up ads

1. Ads that no single person would even consider considering. Why must they even exist?
2. Synonymous to the words 'annoying', 'blinding', 'frustrating' and 'crash'.

I got pop-up added on UrbanDictionary.com of the future.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 12, 2003