baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

sloppy

To describe poo

I'm doing a sloppy poo!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

hallo

dumbass internet-chode's way of saying 'hello'

"HALLO EVRY1!11"
"Shut up or I steal your manporn!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

assess

The Princess of Ass

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Invader Zim

The greatest televison animation to hit the Earth. Invader Zim is also the named of the main character, a doom-bringing alien who is 'very small.'

"No Invader has ever been so small... you're small Zim... you're tiny..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

baybe

what azn females call themselves in their MSN Display Names.

(*)(&)LiDDle AzN BaYBe(L)(r)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Sad, really!

the phrase you must mutter after some assmonkey does something outrageously sad!

The perfect subjects to say this to are as follows:

assclowns
assmonkeys
retards
blonde-fools
cheeseheads
stencharoos
assbabys (assbabies)
clods
fascists
Your Moms
The Popes

<SadBaldFool153> yea dunwoz bwing da muni tomozza
<phEWL!> Sad, really...
<SadBaldFool153> wat

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Kwong

An Annoyance, a nuisance

My, your son is quite a Kwong! I suggest you burn his pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003