diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.

I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

smegtastic

1. to be full of smeg
2. very smeggy
3. crap, a bullshit artist

that radio announcer is smegtastic

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

The page cannot be displayed

Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.

My ADSL is fucking up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

random act of faggotry

the act of being a faggot who walks around the internet spraying shit.

by bastardized bottomburp May 02, 2003

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

chiggajiggawigga

chinese man who thinks he is a black man who thinks he is a white man who thinks he is a blackman.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

snow

Dandruff of the head-hair, eyebrows or pubic hair. Floats slowly to the ground like snow when shaken.

"My whole body is a fucking snow mountain!" - Your Dad

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003