"I tumbled into a wormhole which sucked me into a parallel universe where this definition for 'Uninhibited' controls the entire galaxy and eggs eat people."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 21, 2003
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003
1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
A word that you utter from behind someone to see if they turn around. Those who turn around are prone to mocking.
by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003
Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003
Owns the concession stand. He can dance and fix things, such as most mechanical objects and marriages. His dancing skills are of high quality. Found to be dancing on Your Grave.
"It looks like someone tried to shove swiss cake rolls in the disk drive!"
"Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"
"Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 06, 2003
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003