baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

:'S

An expression of confusion one feels when one has a dagger lodged in one's face.

:'S WTF, is there, like, a dagger in my face?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

punk da funk

Means nothing. Something a try-hard would say when greeting friends or colleagues.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

killbots

A hellbent race of robots designed to kill humans. When their Kill-o-Meters run out, they stop killing.

It was a sad day for robots everywhere... well, we could always build more killbots.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Yessum

Sorta like "yes ma'am" only spoken very fast.

<Mother> Shave your balls, that tea-bagging session we had last night nearly clogged my throat with hair like a shower drain.
<Daniel> Yessum.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 13, 2003

20's

the decade of pure gayness

My grandpappy was born in the 20's

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003