84 definitions by b. hanback

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.
by b. hanback February 12, 2008
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Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.
Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.
by b. hanback January 27, 2008
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Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.
Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.
by b. hanback June 28, 2008
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The misty wall of cologne and/or body spray that you walk through while getting ready to go out.
DJ sprayed his Platinum cologne and AXE body spray in the air and walked through the flavor mist...he had a smokin hot date.
by b. hanback July 23, 2008
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An Acronym for:
Retired
Old

Men
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Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...
by b. hanback January 15, 2010
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The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well
Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?

Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...
by b. hanback July 26, 2009
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The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
by b. hanback July 26, 2009
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