Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

Lobbies

Slang or short for Lobsters

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool

by B. Hanback May 16, 2008

Marginal

Word describing a friend that is a taker and not a giver - someone that never shows up or pays for a tab or helps in any way. Not a true friend.

Thanks for showing at my birthday party marginal...I really appreciate it.

Russ is so marginal - jackass got drunk and missed dinner tonight - what the hell?

by B. Hanback January 15, 2010

Box On Stilts

Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.

Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.

Yea, Box on Stilts...

by B. Hanback April 16, 2009

Project Clean Up

Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...

How was your date last night?

Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...

Project Clean Up?

Yea....

by B. Hanback January 15, 2010

Diva Parking

The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.

Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...

There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!

by B. Hanback May 13, 2009

LBR Cut

Little Boy Reguar Haricut - when an adult male gets their haircut short - parted to one side - making them look like a little kid.

Brian: Dan, nice haircut - you ask the barber for an LBR cut?

Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut

by B. Hanback March 17, 2011