b-drac's definitions

Donkey Kong Song Girl

A crappy definitioner of this website.

Minus the 'Girl' and you get Donkey Kong Song, a crapnosed individual with a balding scalp and Yu-Gi-Oh card collection the size of Texas.

by B-Drac September 18, 2003

pig farmer

Any person who wears overalls with no T-Shirt and a straw hat, holds a pitch fork in one arm and lacks many teeth. Also owns a pig farm. Sleeps in the mud with his hogs.

Daniel's a fat little pig farmer with a pitch fork twice the size of he himself.

by B-Drac August 16, 2003

your mom

The obese woman who played 'Jabba the Hutt' in each of her Star Wars appearances.

So when you see your mom with a thermometer up her ass then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her.

by B-Drac September 16, 2003

go away

1) Fuck off
2) Piss off
3) Shit off
4) Ass off

Get your ass off the toilet and go away, you tragic excuse for an Olympic mascot.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

sentence enhancers

Fuck, shit, piss, titties and B-Drac.

"Get off my lawn, you fuck."

"Feed my fish, shit-brick."

"I couldn't give a piss about your grades."

"Hey titties, where're my boots?"

"Hey B-Drac, I heard you were a billionare."

by B-Drac November 29, 2003

pokemon man

Synonym for 40-year-old virgin. See comic book guy.

A Pokémon man is commonly seen with a belt with a Pokéball in the middle, a small T-Shirt with Pikachu on it (exposing his enormous belly), the same cap Ash Ketchum wears, a pony tail, a Pokémon Card Collection. These people are also known as fans of Star Wars, Star Trek, Hamtaro and Superman.

by B-Drac September 18, 2003

sworded

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003