b-drac's definitions

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

smork

An Engrish term for 'smoke'.

"No smorking on corridor or Banning happen on premises!"

by B-Drac August 15, 2003

fry

Red-headed, low-life individual who felt like his life was coming to an end with his dead-end pizza-delivering job and girl in which broke up with him. Accidently became cryogenically frozen approximately 3 seconds after the start of the year 2000. He tilted his chair and fell into a cryogenically-freezing-pod. He remained frozen for 1000 years and was reborn into the New Year's Eve of 2999.
Likes anchovies, Leela and Slurm.

See Leela, Bender, Zoidberg, Farnsworth, Amy Wong, Zap Brannigan, Kif.

"Space... it seems to go on forever. Then a giant gorilla starts throwing barrells at you. And that's how you play the game."

by B-Drac September 21, 2003

tardmobile

1. A car with a Baby On Board sticker, a Disabled sticker, a learner plate, and a license plate reading 'DROOLER'

2. A wheel-chair.

Tardman! To the tardmobile!

by B-Drac November 19, 2003

go away

1) Fuck off
2) Piss off
3) Shit off
4) Ass off

Get your ass off the toilet and go away, you tragic excuse for an Olympic mascot.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

pig farmer

Any person who wears overalls with no T-Shirt and a straw hat, holds a pitch fork in one arm and lacks many teeth. Also owns a pig farm. Sleeps in the mud with his hogs.

Daniel's a fat little pig farmer with a pitch fork twice the size of he himself.

by B-Drac August 16, 2003

your mom

The obese woman who played 'Jabba the Hutt' in each of her Star Wars appearances.

So when you see your mom with a thermometer up her ass then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her.

by B-Drac September 16, 2003