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clicky-clicky

Bleary-eyed tourists, generally asians, that take pictures of absolutely everything. The name is derived from the sound their cameras make.
I was going to do downtown to do some school shopping, but since it's still summer we've got clicky-clickies everywhere.
by AYB September 1, 2004
mugGet the clicky-clickymug.

SNL

The greatest show ever to spin off the worst movie actors.
by AYB February 24, 2003
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cooties

Slang term for head lice.
Also some childish urban legend that a person contracts lice from contact with females. Probably dates back to a time when people never bathed and the risk of getting a disease was high.
I remember back in the days when kids were afraid of getting "cooties" from girls, until they reached adolescence and learned about sex.
by AYB May 27, 2003
mugGet the cootiesmug.

censorship

1. What lazy parents use as an excuse to not want to teach their children what is and isn't acceptable to view. Proven to be useless because all it does is make the children even more curious as to why it is censored.

2. What the government uses to keep the dumb masses from finding out the truth about its corruption and incompetence.
by AYB April 3, 2003
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Slim Shadey

Eminem

The worst rapper since the plague of Vanilla Ice. The only reason he is so popular with the wiggers and wankstas is because he is one of the few white folks in the rap "music" scene. He wins so many awards on MTV and the Grammys because they are both RIGGED by the record labels and TRL.
by AYB March 5, 2003
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MSG

Monosodium glutamate.

A substance added to food to trick the stomach into feeling full. Wears off after half an hour. MSG is used most often in buffet-style restaurants and Chinese food restaurants to help maximize profits by saving food resources.
I went to Grand China Buffet and got full immediately after eating only two small plates. I suddenly felt hungry again the minute I arrived home. Damn MSG.
by AYB May 21, 2003
mugGet the MSGmug.

Draft dodger

A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.
Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.
by AYB March 28, 2003
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