jumping the shark

A semi-popular phrase for "selling out" or turning into shit.

The Ren and Stimpy show jumped the shark when Nickolodeon bought all the rights to make the show.

by AYB June 20, 2003

fortune cookie

THe dessert served with Chinese Food.

I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.

by AYB February 20, 2003

Mandrake

A distro of Linux which is similar to Redhat, except that it does not take up much disk space, and is fairly easy for helping Windows users to learn how to use Linux.

Mandrake Linux rules!

by AYB February 16, 2003

guano

Spanish for bird feces.

Those damn pigeons left a spattering of guano on my car.

by AYB March 17, 2003

Afrocentrist

A person who is part of a New Age cult called Afrocentrism. Typically, the person is an African American who refuses to fit into American "culture"

February is the Afrocentrist's favorit month because it celebrates black history.

by AYB July 09, 2003

jalopy

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

by AYB August 29, 2003

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003