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Re–Tarts

A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as Re–Tarts.
Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"
by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023
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OYM

OYM - IS SHORT FOR OPEN YOUR MOUTH

SUCH AS WHEN YOU TELL YOUR GF OR PROSTITUTE TO OPEN HER MOUTH FOR YOUR COCK TO GO INSIDE OF IT
FLIRTING BY TEXTING YOUR GF THATS IN ANOTHER ROOM OF YOUR HOUSE,
YOUR SEND (' OYM ')

LETTING HER KNOW TO BE READY FOR YOU TO WALK IN AND GO FOR IT.
by axxxlerod June 17, 2018
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spurn

spurn
(verb)
to produce sperm wildly and intensely all over something or someone, in larger than average quantities.
spern
unexpectedly Cum a bucket worth of jizz all over something or someone without knowing your producing so much
you finally open your eyes or notice after wards and are surprised at what a huge mess you just made.
I was so horny I totally spurn ed my girl friends sister this morning.

i was the hardest id ever been in my life last night when i busted it off, and spern ed all over my TV screen, it took me an hour and a half to get it all off
by axxxlerod November 5, 2017
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COMEDIOT

COMEDIOT- noun : An idiotic comedian.
A comical personality that come off as stupid, or non-knowledgeable about the topic and subject that they are making fun of.

A type of insult to a comedian
That stand-up act was rough, they were nothing but a bunch of comediots tonight.

I'd like to see this stupid comediot do his research next time, before he offends the entire crowd.
by axxxlerod June 4, 2018
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duded

to be duded
is for a girl to be refereed to as dude by her guy friend, in such a way that expresses the fact that the girl is a true friend and com-rad

rather than just a girl / piece of ass

its a term that notates status between girl and guy
regardless of intimacy or not
this term duded is outside of the scope of romance or lack there of, but is a simple way in which a guy and girl can read between the lines and see where it is they stand as friends. shallow or appreciated for true friendship
girl says:

hey whats up with that car out there in the street?

guy says:
I don't know dude
I have no clue, but its weird that is for sure

that girl has just been duded
by axxxlerod October 23, 2019
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