Definitions by average boi

urban dictionary 

it's written by you, although 90% of it is filled with sexual dumb crap.

urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.

urban dictionary by average boi October 31, 2022

corn

from the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.

what's up, mothershuckers? My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:

corn

Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.

It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.

Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.

Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-

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guy 1: hey i like corn
guy 2: ok

corn by average boi March 2, 2022

vitamin d 

the real bane of covid 19, it gives your body a boost and you will fight off covid easily

kid: hey, vitamin d is the real vaccine to covid
other kid: true

vitamin d by average boi March 1, 2022

hedgehog

sonic

woah!1!!! i met sonic the hedgehog

hedgehog by average boi February 26, 2022

aggravating penis 

also known as a thing that gets stuck in the fan

some random kid: hey i have an aggravating penis
other kid: go away, noob

aggravating penis by average boi January 23, 2022

do you want free chicken nuggets 

that one thing that tango mangle screams at you

tangomangle: do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: no
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: I SAID NO NOW DIE *shoots tangomangle*
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggets *dies*

do you want free chicken nuggets by average boi January 21, 2022

i shit in the microwave 

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

i shit in the microwave by average boi January 21, 2022