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A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.
Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020
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Numerous IPBM's, repeat numerous IPBM 's have been launched, 300 missiles inbound
Location to be impacted is Mars, Earth and Venus
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Damn, you don't know where that corn came from, it could be poison like a Pesticrop from Monsanto, or some other GMO shit like that, buy organic, dude and save nature!
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Most storm chasers today aren't stormjunkies, but the few that are should go on professional storm chasing tour companies and let the pros do their job, to protect the public!
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
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