pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum

i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum

by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009

loree

someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight

guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

sexy bessie

An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat

i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

cross campus awkwardness

when your friends yell random things about you across the school to someone you had a thing for a long time ago

aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness

by assy mcsluttyballs January 16, 2010

masturbeat

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate

sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat

by assy mcsluttyballs January 26, 2010

pixie sticks

when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix

hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

teasing for a pleasing

when a girl is totally acting like a slut

man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010