assy mcsluttyballs's definitions

loree

someone who often makes gay sex or homosexual jokes but claims to still be straight

guy 1: "hmmm tasty balls"
guy 2: "you are so gay"
guy 1: "no man i love vaginas"
guy 2: "dude you are such a loree"

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

masturbeat

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate

sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat

by assy mcsluttyballs January 26, 2010

leno chin

some with an extremely large chin. derived from the popular talk show host jay leno

she has a leno chin

by assy mcsluttyballs December 28, 2009

fishy leno

when you shove you chin into a girl's vagina and pleasure her with it. also see leno chin

i gave her the old fishy leno last night

by assy mcsluttyballs December 28, 2009

pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum

i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum

by assy mcsluttyballs December 21, 2009

yearning for a burning

when a girl really wants to get fucked. also see jonesing for a bonesing and teasing for a pleasing

man that girl over there is totally yearning for a burning

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010

bennies

another word for friends with benefits

person 1: are they going out?

person 2: no, they are just bennies

by assy mcsluttyballs December 28, 2009