16 definitions by assy mcsluttyballs

pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum

i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum

by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009

when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix

hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

when a girl is totally acting like a slut

man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010

a mexican who constantly acts like they are better than anyone else and wears seemingly fancy clothing.often also acts like a loree

that kid is such an ass. what an ortega

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

person 1: are they going out?

person 2: no, they are just bennies

by assy mcsluttyballs December 29, 2010

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis

dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash

by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009

when you shove you chin into a girl's vagina and pleasure her with it. also see leno chin

by assy mcsluttyballs December 29, 2010