pixie sticks

when you mix heroine and sugar and take a fix
hmmmmm. i need a new wild fix.maybe i'll try some pixie sticks
by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009
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teasing for a pleasing

when a girl is totally acting like a slut
man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing
by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010
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pornundrum

when you can't decide what kind of porn to watch and/or masturbate to. derived from the word conundrum
i can't decide between big breasted bimboes the double dequel or asian cream pies. what a pornundrum
by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009
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ortega

a mexican who constantly acts like they are better than anyone else and wears seemingly fancy clothing.often also acts like a loree
that kid is such an ass. what an ortega
by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009
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salty mouthwash

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis
dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash
by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009
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masturbeat

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate
sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat
by assy mcsluttyballs January 26, 2010
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fishy leno

when you shove you chin into a girl's vagina and pleasure her with it. also see leno chin
i gave her the old fishy leno last night
by assy mcsluttyballs December 29, 2009
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