asshat's definitions

king

the only real government.

The king was tight so the people would say long live the king!

by Asshat January 23, 2005

clypp

ownz

Damn that car sure clypps

by Asshat September 4, 2003

Fadunk

The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.

That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.

by Asshat November 18, 2003

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004