new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

Disfunktshun

Dysfunction. He owns you and all of your base. See also, manseks

I lubed up my Distunktshun, before I proceded to rub it's shaft.

by Asshat April 24, 2003

dong

Its a slang name for a penis. NOT A DILDO!!!

he had a small dong

by asshat January 22, 2003

Tellonophonica

An old word from the lands of HERE. Originally meaning "Get out of my banana hut", it now means "THE BAGPIPES WERE SCREAMING CHICKEN AT THE LITTLE KIDS."

"Hey Look! Its Tellonophonica!

by Asshat January 16, 2005