new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat January 01, 2005

asschin

Where you have a very deep cleft chin and it looks like a ass crack.

The advantage of an asschin is: you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time>

by asshat January 23, 2003

clypp

ownz

Damn that car sure clypps

by Asshat September 04, 2003

dong

Its a slang name for a penis. NOT A DILDO!!!

he had a small dong

by asshat January 23, 2003