asshat's definitions

dong

Its a slang name for a penis. NOT A DILDO!!!

he had a small dong

by asshat January 22, 2003

clypp

ownz

Damn that car sure clypps

by Asshat September 4, 2003

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

Fadunk

The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.

That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.

by Asshat November 18, 2003