Definitions by assassin of the arts

Coronavirus 

A virus that was made in Wuhan, China by a stupid ass, dumb ass, bat soup eating Chinese person. Some people don’t believe it and Some gettin all the toilet paper. It’s probably the Karens tbh.

Trump: You should inject lysol into your body to kill the Coronavirus.
Lysol: Please do not put our products into your body please.

Everyone in America: Dont listen to that stupid ass man.

Coronavirus by assassin of the arts April 27, 2020

Darreon 

Darreon is a nice and charming guy. He is so kind and precious. If you lose him as a friend, you will regret it. One of the most loyal friends a person would ever have.

I would kill to have a friend named Darreon.

Darreon by assassin of the arts August 5, 2019

Prostitute 

A night walker. A person standing on the side of the street waiting for someone to honk at them so they can go get some dick.

LOOK MOM, A PROSTITUTE.

Prostitute by assassin of the arts August 5, 2019

Papa John’s Pizza 

The nastiest pizza ever. Worst ingredients, worst pizza.

Papa John’s Pizza is disgusting.

Papa John’s Pizza by assassin of the arts March 6, 2019