I feel all spoilt

To have ejaculated while your clothes are on basically.

"Wow look at Britney Spears, she is so good looking and her clevage is so fine"
(ejaculates in his pants)
"Wow that was cool, now i feel all spoilt

by ashman November 14, 2003

NET BRED

someone who begs friend online

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds

by ASHMAN February 03, 2005

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 08, 2008

fuck it

another way of saying nevermind or can't be bothered

"Do you wanna go out"
"No, fuck it"

"You're gay"
"what"
"fuck it, it doesn't matter"

by ashman November 14, 2003

wankarse

The word wankarse originates from me. I just said it out of no where when my brother pissed me off.

Since then i have given the word it's own definition that really does make sense.

The word basically means anyone that puts there finger up there arse for pleasure.

This word can also be used if you are pissed off at people

"Hey, you wanna go and see Blazin Squad"
"How about you fuck off, wankarse"

by ashman July 24, 2004

ut

The word 'ut' is mainly used in Yorkshire. It is part of the dialect.

It is a short way of saying 'of the'.

Passion ut Christ

The Number ut Beast

by Ashman July 30, 2008

spunkbag

Another words for testicles.

"Shut up you horses spunkbag"

by ashman November 23, 2003