asdf's definitions

prep time

the use of time to prepare for any event. Most notably by Batman, Dr Doom and whoever is currently being obsesseved over by the homos at SRK

Prep time is for cum dumpsters like Macguyver and Jack Bauer. Doom never loses

by asdf November 18, 2003

dwf

Driving While Female: Driving horribly because you are female.

That girl almost ran me off the road, she should be arrested for a DWF

by asdf April 19, 2003

PMITAP

Acronym: Pound Me In The Ass Prison

"If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal PMITAP."

by asdf April 10, 2005

von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.

You don't need an example; read the definition.

by asdf November 22, 2004

lamster

The object of Shawn Frison's affections.

Dio slid the chocolate eclair in his ass faster and faster, moaning and grunting softly. "Lamster, lamster, lamster! Oh god, you can write my javascript anytime! Oh yeah!"

by asdf October 31, 2003

Christian-Music

The Christian- prefix on any musical genre stands for the employment of that particular genre as a means for brainwashing. Fortunately the makers of Christian- music usually do not understand the genre they are trying to emulate and do a very poor job.

Christian-Music, Christian-Rock, Christian-Rap, Christian-BongoSitarYodelHarmonicaEuphoniumGroove

by asdf February 18, 2009

blame canada

Something that all stupid americans say when they can't solve their own damn problems!!!

Bill Clinton

by asdf December 2, 2003