asdf's definitions

white collared slave

A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!

i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self

by asdf December 4, 2002

enyardo

Gayfor - JP "money"

JP "money" is an enyardo

by asdf May 5, 2004

Loranger

a Canadian family name

"The loranger's were proud Canadian mounties"

by asdf December 31, 2004

ghjk

asdf's mom

asdf sniffs ghjk's period stained underwear

by asdf May 28, 2003

antirandom

Someone or something opposed to random

That mother fucker is antirandom, let's stick a dildo in his eye.

by asdf May 20, 2003

fuck you are

comes from the culture of "speedy the spatula and co." but many little fuckers like cell phone (click that u fuck and vote for mine thats like "ima fuck u up" ok good u little fuck)





























































click it u jew

ARE WE REALLY GETTING A TRAMPOLINE? no? oh...well fuck you are, mom. go burn in hell u little shit cock fucker bitchass whore cock sucker.

by asdf May 16, 2004

the smaps

She-male anal poop sex

quaids got the smaps

by asdf December 5, 2003