artist6000's definitions

vag'd

A person who has a vagina, i.e. a female.

Tara, as a vag'd american, why do you know how to make dicks look bigger with angle pics?

by artist6000 June 26, 2016

floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

by artist6000 October 28, 2024

workstracted

It's when you can't respond to someone promptly, such as via text or online chat because you are at work and are distracted by it.

Kenny: Hey, Mayvenne. How was your Black Friday? Get any great deals?
Kenny: ??? Mayvenne?
Mayvenne: Oh Sorry Kenny. I was workstracted.

by artist6000 November 27, 2023

lol

What a girl says in DMs when she's not interested in your advances late at night.

Kenny: "I tried shooting my shot with her, but all she kept doing was LOL'ing back."
Brenda: "That means she's just not into you"
Kenny: "You're wise beyond your words"
Brenda: "yeah ok. stop talking to me."

by artist6000 April 18, 2023

untuck your junk

To "man up", or start acting like man. Refers to the act of reversing the tucking (thus untucking) one's junk (i.e. penis) between one's thighs.

Kenny: I like this girl, but I am not sure sure she'll go out with me. What if she says no?
Goldie: Dude, untuck your junk from between your legs already, and ask her out!
Kenny: Okay. Goldie, will you go out with me?
Goldie: I don't appreciate this, Kenny.

by artist6000 June 12, 2010

trumped

To be grabbed by the pussy without consent. Based on a 2005 recording of 2016 presidential candidate Donald Trump bragging about being able to grab women “by the pussy” as acceptable behavior for celebrities.

Kenny: So she sat next to you the whole time, and you didn't try anything?
Dave: What was I supposed to do. Not like I'm gonna trump her just like that.
Kenny: Dude, I know but you never know. She might like getting trumped. It's not like Ivy's 16.

Dave: Or is she?
Kenny: :|
Kenny: brb seeking long-term therapy

by artist6000 October 15, 2016

natural diabetes

Satisfying your sweet-tooth by consuming foods that naturally sweet such as fruits instead of sweets made with refined sugars such as cookies and soda.

xkiera: I got golden colored raspberries today!
kenny: are they sweet?
xkiera: they're more sweat than regular. I prefer sugar from fruits vs. sugar from soda. I'm all about natural diabetes
kenny: you give me a tooth ache, baby.
xkiera: whatevs

by artist6000 July 2, 2015