lol

What a girl says in DMs when she's not interested in your advances late at night.
Kenny: "I tried shooting my shot with her, but all she kept doing was LOL'ing back."
Brenda: "That means she's just not into you"
Kenny: "You're wise beyond your words"
Brenda: "yeah ok. stop talking to me."
by artist6000 April 18, 2023
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trumped

To be grabbed by the pussy without consent. Based on a 2005 recording of 2016 presidential candidate Donald Trump bragging about being able to grab women “by the pussy” as acceptable behavior for celebrities.
Kenny: So she sat next to you the whole time, and you didn't try anything?
Dave: What was I supposed to do. Not like I'm gonna trump her just like that.
Kenny: Dude, I know but you never know. She might like getting trumped. It's not like Ivy's 16.

Dave: Or is she?
Kenny: :|
Kenny: brb seeking long-term therapy
by artist6000 October 15, 2016
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cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.
Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.
by artist6000 December 03, 2016
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corona sex

Sex people with the coronavirus can have when they've both been tested positive while everyone else is social distancing
Looking for Corona sex. A/S/L & Corona-positive. DM me if you down
by artist6000 April 03, 2020
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floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
by artist6000 October 28, 2024
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angel break

The act of a woman taking a masturbation break, usually from work. It's also used as a tongue-in-cheek rational for a woman abruptly leaving a sexually-heated chat-room conversation, with an unexpected "gtg" or a "brb", prompting response from others, "she's on an Angel break."
Bob: How was your day Alice?
Alice: Work was hellish. Had to take an Angel Break in the middle of it
Bob: Right there in your office?
Alice: Yeah I can close the door. It was quick, but much needed.
Bob: That's hot.
Alice: mmHmm.
by artist6000 November 18, 2017
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zero beers

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.
Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!
by artist6000 May 28, 2014
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