applesandgrapes's definitions

Red Scarf Girl

An all powerful asian god that sucks the blood from her enemies. She particularly hates people who don't believe in her. She has a legion of followers who will do things at her every command.

I worship the Red Scarf Girl.
Claire: Man Red Scarf Girl hates Dylan.
Scott: I know. He doesn't believe in her. smh

by applesandgrapes October 23, 2017

square root of 0

When you don't have a will to live anymore

Suicidal person: Man, I have a square root of 0.

by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

parayeet

The thing you say when you want to sound cool but can't.

Rorick: PARAYEET!
Santiago: What. No get out.

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

Chance and Anthony

A part of a song that's auto-tuned so badly that it makes the rest of the song sound amazing by comparison.

Jake Paul: And cHaNcE and aNtHoNy
Viewers: MY EARS

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

Run 3

That game you play when you don't feel like doing anything.

Kelton: Science project?
Nguyen: Nah.
Kelton: Run 3 time.

by applesandgrapes October 24, 2017

urban ditionary

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!

by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

Slope Dude

A man who is obsessed with slopes. He is always positive on everything, and loves to smoke. But he hates things that are undefined.

That guy over there? He's such a Slope Dude.
Slope dude smokes too much

by applesandgrapes October 23, 2017