Definitions by antinous

scriptures 

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).

scriptures by Antinous September 11, 2003

pray 

"To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy "(Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911).

pray by Antinous September 11, 2003

Slang 

"The grunt of the human hog (Pignoramus intolerabilis) with an audible memory. The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911).

Slang by Antinous September 11, 2003

lilliputian

Of or relating to the Lilliputians or the island of Lilliput. Small, tiny, microscopic.

My penis is truly lilliputian.

lilliputian by Antinous September 11, 2003