anonymous's definitions

fruit stand

a gay bar

a bunch of mince boys were dancing to the YMCA in the fruit stand

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

hotness

ammount of hot

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

murrrr

what chavs say when they see anyone else walking down the street

murrrr dirtee greebos is their favourite

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Kick To Groin

Blow to a male's testicles

She kicked him in the groin and got away as he moaned in pain on the floor.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

wake and wack

V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood

Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

dietzman

Someone bent on world domination.

That guy is such a Dietzman! I wish he would stop choking babies...

by Anonymous April 29, 2003