anonymous's definitions

matsuri

The act of stabbing people with railroad tracks, at a festival

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

Drool-Boy

a. Someone who takes things too personally or seriously
b. Someone who power trips self consciously, and will often respond to allegations of abuses of power with denial and further abuses of power.

All I did was touch your ass and you stabbed me in both kidneys with an ice pick, drove my nose into my brain, and removed my testicles to cook them and serve them back to me with hollandaise and broccoli. Stop being such a Drool-Boy.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

facial

runnin' ball, when u make a shot wit' somebody tryna block it

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Metrosexual

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade

"My last boyfriend was a metrosexual. He spent just as much time on his hair as i did."

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

kaka

An exclamation of happiness used between hos.

To the kaka mobile!
KAKA!

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

Leger Pinhead

A cute brown boy that everyone wants to hug and touch.

See Pr0D

by Anonymous November 8, 2003