anonymous's definitions

turtlehead

a giant turd your butthole can no longer contain

Suck this turtlehead out my buuuutthole!!

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Suicide is your only option

When someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. This usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.

Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Lamology

The study of being 'on the lam' (i.e. arsing about)

Pete and Geoff went on the lam in town.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

metrosexual

Guy who takes care of himself in ways society classifies as feminine pursuits.

Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

bang

Fuckin fuck

dont fall down the step or you might hurt your bum! Swedish! poo poo!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

yeshua

Another form of Yahashua/Joshua (Jah is salvation)
Later translated as Jesus by Europeans.

"Jesus Christ!!!"
"No, Yeshua Ha'Mashiach"

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

miller lite

The best damn beer known to man

by Anonymous October 20, 2003