apple

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington.
2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe?
2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

one-hit wonder

The date that you tag once, find out how awful s/he is and don't go back for seconds.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Peter McGlashan

A fat, smelly, peg legged thing that likes a kebab accompanied with a JD and coke.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Koctel

Cheese eating surrender monkey

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

weedhead

n. One who is habitually intoxicated by marijuana.

by Anonymous August 09, 2003

ignoranus

One who is slow-witted or stupid, a dildohead.

Help I'm surrounded by ignoranuses!

by Anonymous December 18, 2002

Eclipcer

One of emense pupic girth. a formitable sexual partner.

see also JQ, LaoziDao, hemopheliac

my god! I was walking bo-legged for a week after Eclipcer was through with me

by Anonymous April 03, 2003