cock spray

when you jack off or have sex then try to take a piss and you cant aim where you trying to piss
by Anonymous April 22, 2003
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idi

Jeff: I won the lottery and gave it all to the African needy

Frank: idi, loser.
by Anonymous April 26, 2005
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cunilingus

by Anonymous June 04, 2003
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frog's eye

The male version of the camel toe, having pants so tight that one of your balls is showing.
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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dashboard confessional

I have yet to hear one of their songs, but I know that they, like the Foo Fighters and Incubus, help a lot of guys get laid.
I can't stand emo bands, but if I play a Dashboard Confessional song on an acoustic guitar while pretending to look sensitive, I can get ass and brag about it to my friends the next morning. Yeah!!!
by Anonymous August 22, 2004
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dashboard confessional

a very talented, acoustic, emo band with meaningful and powerful lyrics.
this is one time you can't fake it hard enough to please everyone or anyone at all and the grave that you refuse to leave and refuge that youve built to flee the places you have come to fear the most.
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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