anonymous's definitions

schmucky

noun ~ someone who sincerely needs to fuck up.

<Virtuoso> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OF MY FINEST QUALITY KEFGHENISTANNY RUGS, OR HOW ABOUT A NICE WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

fucking loser

Pussies that find their identity by typing definitions in this site.

"I wish I had a real life, but I don't. I'll just go online and type new words into urban dictionary."

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Downsyde

the maddest ozzie hip hop band on the planet who are like much worshipped BRYZBAYNE

downsydes el questro rocks

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

shelley stewart

girl who has banged at least 5 guys

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

Tepes

A dumb ass who can't think outside of the bedroom!!!!

You are being so Tepes today.

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

browneye

Your Asshole

I'd rather DryBone Her BrownEye

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

waste of carbon

Useless and/or pointless person.

"Are you still going out with Claire? She's a fucking waste of carbon, that girl."

by Anonymous April 1, 2003