anon55's definitions

Ctrl+Alt+Del

The answer to most windows problems. Or so they say.

"shit computer! why won't you work! i'm gonna ctrl+alt+del your ass!"

"argh!! there's a pop-up and i don't know what it's saying! i'll ctrl+alt+del it, that'll sort the bugger out"

(after waiting 5 hours to get to a computer help line in southern asia)
"hey, i have this problem...."
"have you tried ctrl+alt+del?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

shut up baby, i know it

saying, originating from the character 'bender' in 'futurama'. a statement associated with pimps, and gives the speaker a sense of power and self-worth. however, overexcessive use may result in physical pain.

- "it's raining outside"
- "shut up baby, i know it"
- "gaaaaaah!!" (physical violence follows)

by anon55 August 28, 2006

heeeeeeeeeeeello

Greeting, used on Messenger Services by people tired of conventional 'hello', and wanting to show some more enthusiasm. 'E's can range from 5 to 50+

- "Rachel! Heeeeeeeeeeeello!"
- "I'm really feeling your enthusiasm there"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

it's chico time!

originates from singer Chico, contestent on "the 'x' factor' (uk) who had a no.1 hit with "it's chico time!" Nowadays is used as a "comical" reply to people inquiring into the time.

- "What time is it?"
- "It's chico time!"
- "shut up, asshole"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

pee room

bathroom (us), toilet (uk)

-"let's stop off here. i gotta use the pee room"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

tinkletown

euphemism for 'toilet' (us: bathroom), often of public nature.

- "anyone fancy a trip to tinkletown?"
- "oh yeh, i gotta go"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

maths question

a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk

-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006