mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004
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beer

A song by American ska-punkers Reel Big Fish. A song about getting over past loves and moving, with the help of the western hemispheres favourite drink.
She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer
by anon January 02, 2004
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atm

Ass to Mouth means person A is fucking the ass of person B. Person A removes cock (prior to cumming) from ass and inserts in mouth of person B.
Mmmm...the nutty brown flavor of ATM.
by Anon April 06, 2004
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iced

1.da gurl iced me
2.y u icin me?
3.i gettin iced
by anon January 08, 2005
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queer muffin

this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'
matt: im a queer muffin
justin: im thrustin justin
both: hehehehehe

me: you dumbasses
by anon November 13, 2004
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westby

term used to describe someone who rarley goes to college, and when he does he does so only to play poker and take all the first years money
"hey westby are going to your next lesson"
"no ash still has some money left"
by anon February 09, 2005
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Captain save a Ho

The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women.

Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.
by anon March 01, 2005
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