WD40

Term of derision about a certain individual who shall remain nameless. When the subject of a social occasion or gathering is mentioned, the individual manages to come up with multiple reasons why they cannot partake. Such excuses are usually comical in nature and in most cases are the result of the limited social aspirations of said individual. The number 40 is in reference to the quantity of excuses used to weasel out of any social event.

"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here), the pizza I ate for lunch didn't agree with me."
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here) Charmed is on TV later."

by Anon September 30, 2004

poomer

Someone who "pooms". Poom = Fart

You stink, you're a poomer

by anon February 28, 2004

wingrove

High coolness aura, often associated with having a big penis. Comes from the word "win" because of the association with winnerism. Rock.

Hey Dude, that's Mr. Wingrove, he has a big penis, and I hear is the coolest kid in town.

by anon October 14, 2004

moffed

From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.

I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.

I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.

by anon February 08, 2005

loaf

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura

by anon May 13, 2005

kaela&madison

The two funniest ppl. they always make a dark day seem bright n every1 loves them. there so much fun, even god loves them...

Kaela: i have dirty fingernails
Madison: I'll give u a manicure
Kaela: Your so nice
Madison: So are you, and I love madeleine

by anon September 13, 2004

Anna Nicole Smith

What happens to a stripper when they graduate.

Anna Nicole Smith will pay a bro fo sho my fellow black emporer.

by anon March 04, 2005