starshot

Those weird ass little credit-card sized pictures, mostly of boyfriend-girlfriend but also of two best girl friends, that people in da ghetto hand out like candy. On the back the starshot is most commonly inscribed by something like:

heyy keisha dis ur girl kabrina! stay chil gurl wen u wana tlk just hit *** **** i got ur bak! xxx

Walk into any high school girl's bedroom and the mirror and walls will be invisible behind a wall of starshots.
In Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico got a starshot done to look more 'official'.

My lil cousin ray ray gave me a starshot of him and his girlfriend chawntel it was sooo cuteee!
by Angelacia May 29, 2007
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parents

People that teens love to whine about, even though they are probably just normal people and the teenagers are whiners. Seriously, they should be glad that the parents have cars and jobs, have money, never let the kids go hungry, give a shit about their kids, worry about them, and love them. My parents were the opposite, and I always hide it when I'm around people, but whneever I hear people whine about their privileged lives and nice parents I want to rip my hair out.

Parents can sometimes abuse their role, and ruin their children's lives, i.e doing selfish things like suicide attempts and taking their children out of school. These are the really bad type of parents, because not only do they not care about the kid, which is bad enough, they actually strive to make the teenager's life miserable.
Jamie has nice parents.

Nikita's parents tried to kill her in the middle of the night.
by Angelacia July 12, 2007
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poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.
Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.
by Angelacia July 16, 2007
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president's name school

A bad school in a rough area. The name of this school is almost always a name of somebody, usually a president. This is because they know no one will want to send their child somewhere called Gun Hill High.
Tawanna keeps complaining about getting shot at in her school.

Really? What's it called?

Lincoln.

Ohhh, she goes to a president's name school.
by Angelacia May 16, 2007
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the meaning of life

a mean but funny little game to play with someone.
Girl A: Let me tell you the meaning of life.
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!
by Angelacia October 15, 2007
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jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.
Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?
by Angelacia May 14, 2007
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Did I Stutter

when you insult someone and they say, "What did you just say??" it is the best response...ever
alyssa: you fat ho!
triece: what did you just say?
alyssa: did i stutter??
by Angelacia June 20, 2007
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