andy1's definitions
by andy1 April 12, 2007
Get the Penisoilmug. a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom
That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.
by andy1 March 25, 2007
Get the chip whoremug. Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
by andy1 May 24, 2005
Get the beating offmug. Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackoff in the Box, a barf-n-puke joint, Shoplift 'N' Go, KWIK-RIP, Pizza Slut, or Feces Pizza to eat tonight?
by andy1 December 11, 2006
Get the Feces Pizzamug. After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"
by andy1 April 26, 2006
Get the San Francisco Blackjackmug. In Kansas we have our county on our license plates. WY stands for Wyandotte, or Crime-dotte County, or WYCO, a horrible place to live or visit.
Whenever you see a car with WY plates on the road, avoid it; It can be a car-jacker, a thief, or a criminal of some nature, at the very least a bad driver. Several years ago the legislature considered taking the county decals off our plates; Fortunately the highway patrol talked them out of it.
by andy1 August 4, 2005
Get the WY countymug. Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.
by andy1 June 5, 2005
Get the Turd birdmug.