andy's definitions

The chosen one

A title of Jesus Christ, indicating his status as Messiah.

I am the witness that he is the Chosen One of God.
John the Baptist

by andy January 15, 2005

nucular

Something you never, ever want to hear coming from the lips of a man who controls a nuclear arsenal large enough to destroy the entire world eight times over.

"Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nucular weapons production."

by Andy January 22, 2005

benrik

Benrik is Ben Casey and Henrik Delehag, coauthors of "This Book Will Change Your Life" and "This Diary Will Change Your Life." With their powers combined, they create a series of books full of hilarious daily tasks.

Benrik says that today's task is Special Toe Day.

by Andy January 26, 2005

MS

Short for a really cool game called Maple Story. It is a 2D side scrolling MMORPG!
www.maplesglobal.com

MS is such a leet game man!
Dude! I'm level 80 in Maple Story now! I'll hook you up with a few icicles!

by Andy January 27, 2005

volunteering

Something stupid people do to feel better about themselves due to chronic low self-esteem problems as well as religious idiocy.

Mary is an idiot for volunteering because she could be sleeping or getting paid, or doing both at the same time.

by Andy January 27, 2005

nonextreme

someone who does extreme sports but does not inflict the regular mentallity of an extremist

that kids dick is nonextreme

by andy January 28, 2005

crossing the river styx

When your friend passes out at a party, and you proceed to droop your hanging testicles over his eye sockets and allow them to rest on his closed lids.

Derived from Greek mythology:
The dead would be buried with gold coins in their eye sockets, to pay Charon the ferryman to carry their body across the River Styx and into the Underworld.

1) Man, Sean totally Crossed the River Styx last night at that party.

2) Eric and Patti drank way too much and blacked out. I helped them Cross the River Styx while Ryan took photos.

by Andy January 30, 2005