the Lacanian Real

a nonexistent entity believed in by some psychoanalysts as an excuse for flagellating themselves, and/or by cultural critics as an explanation for anything they can't explain.
Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.

The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.
by Andy April 17, 2004
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small booty

a girl with an extremely small glutious maximus
damn, stephanie got a small booty
by andy November 17, 2003
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pomo

The journal took a pomo turn round about 1990, but it seems to have recovered since.
by Andy May 07, 2004
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creation of democracy

1. The founding of the world's greatest and most effective political system to date.
2. Something devised and carried out almost completely by liberals (with the exception of Thomas Jefferson).
"The creation of democracy was the greatest thing that ever happened to this country. Too bad Bush is trying to fuck it up."
by Andy November 29, 2004
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crossing the river styx

When your friend passes out at a party, and you proceed to droop your hanging testicles over his eye sockets and allow them to rest on his closed lids.

Derived from Greek mythology:
The dead would be buried with gold coins in their eye sockets, to pay Charon the ferryman to carry their body across the River Styx and into the Underworld.
1) Man, Sean totally Crossed the River Styx last night at that party.

2) Eric and Patti drank way too much and blacked out. I helped them Cross the River Styx while Ryan took photos.
by Andy January 30, 2005
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The Spankster

A famous Gaian who mostly resides in the Chatterbox.

He is well known throughout Gaia for his arrogance and his thread in the chatterbox (You're Pregnant.).
"The Spankster, yeah, he sure has a way with the ladies. I wish I were him"
by Andy March 26, 2005
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clickers

A slang term for an extremely attractive woman. "Clickers" is used in both the singular and plural context.
Look, dude, clickers.
by andy December 03, 2004
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