andrew's definitions

tomatoe soup

Tomatoe soup or eating tomatoe soup is slang for going down on a female while she is on her period.

"I would go down on you but i dont like tomatoe soup."

by Andrew June 25, 2006

fuckdisease

A disease caused by fucking; i.e., a venereal disease or STD.

I caught like nineteen fuckdiseases from that hooker in Atlantic City.

by Andrew March 10, 2005

fagit

ethier donn or a man who likes other men

donn is a fagit

by Andrew June 10, 2006

ballchinean

A man with two testicles for a chin.

its a ballchinean hit him in the teasing chin

by Andrew April 14, 2005

a fifth

a fifth of a gallon, or 4/5 quart: approx 750 ml.

i drank a fifth of 151 lastnight, i think...

by andrew December 9, 2003

suckyphant

1) A person who sucks so bad that it is elphantine in size.

2) A pink elephant that looks very sucky.

Jason was the worst at Battlefield ever, a real Suckyphant on anyone's team.

by Andrew January 6, 2004

irection

an erection given to yourself

i gave myself an irection

by andrew June 7, 2003