Chief scout at a Scouts meeting:
- each patrol has to pick a song for today's campfire
Scout:
- can we pick any song?
- yes, but make sure it's sing-alongy so everyone can catch on
- each patrol has to pick a song for today's campfire
Scout:
- can we pick any song?
- yes, but make sure it's sing-alongy so everyone can catch on
by ana von hindenburg August 22, 2011

My computer just froze and I hadn't backup my data, three hours of writing a thousand-word term paper just shot to hell.
by ana von hindenburg November 16, 2010

teacher one to teacher two:
-this dumb-ass failed the exam again, he's so not getting promoted, I'm gonna go and rub it in his face
-this dumb-ass failed the exam again, he's so not getting promoted, I'm gonna go and rub it in his face
by ana von hindenburg October 29, 2010

shrink to a patient:
-what did you feel when you found out that your successful brother had lost all his money in the stock market?
patient:
-schadenfreude
-what did you feel when you found out that your successful brother had lost all his money in the stock market?
patient:
-schadenfreude
by ana von hindenburg February 25, 2011

by ana von hindenburg October 27, 2010

when three people are getting some from each other. not necessarily in the popular male+female+female configuration
-hey Julie, wanna hook up later today?
-yeah, but I have a guest at my house. my cousin is visiting
-threesome then?
-um... sure, let me just call him and give him a heads up
-him? um.. actually, let me get back to you on this one, I think I'm coming down with cancer
-yeah, but I have a guest at my house. my cousin is visiting
-threesome then?
-um... sure, let me just call him and give him a heads up
-him? um.. actually, let me get back to you on this one, I think I'm coming down with cancer
by ana von hindenburg May 31, 2012

by ana von hindenburg October 29, 2010
