anOnymous's definitions

baccalaureate

The degree of bachelor conferred by universities and colleges.

A sermon to a graduating class.

The service at which this sermon is delivered.

"Dr. Yam has over 15 years experience teaching nursing on the baccalaureate and master's levels."

by anonymous July 26, 2004

proselytize

To induce someone to convert to one's faith.

To recruit someone to join one's party, institution, or cause.

To recruit or convert especially to a new faith, institution, or cause.

"Mormons have to proselytize for 2 years whilest Witnesses do it from the cradle to the grave."

by anonymous July 26, 2004

unreachable lover

someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing for you, but liked your best friend after you. You barely started liking him, but after he's unattainable.

My guy best friend is an unreachable lover. Now he's going out with my girl best friend and we barely realized that at one point we liked each other.

by anonymous July 26, 2004

Pepsi

A cola that has a flatter, more acidic taste than Coca-Cola.

Regular Coke is a lot better than regular Pepsi, but diet Pepsi Twist is better than other diet colas.

by Anonymous July 27, 2004

OOT

Online messaging slang/abbreviation for 'out of town'.

Sorry, can't go; going OOT that weekend.

by anonymous July 27, 2004

internet

Something that's for cunts, along with TV.

TV and the internet are for cunts. The only reason I'm on the internet right now is so I make it one step closer to being shut down.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

television

Shit that only lazy/ameri cunts watch. The problem is, we don't fucking NEED television.

Television is for Americans aka lazy people.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004