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Definitions by anOnymous

schmegma 

what deas breath smells like...
deas has schmegma covering his peepee like a fly on shit
schmegma by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Beat your Meat 

slap your pork
Beat your Meat by Anonymous September 21, 2003

baby on board 

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.
The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.
baby on board by Anonymous September 21, 2003

we need to talk 

the famous saying by all significant others when there about to break up with you.
we need to talk by Anonymous September 21, 2003
cotb by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Weird Beard

meg, you weirdo! charm stalker!
Weird Beard by anonymous September 21, 2003

riot shield 

Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.

When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.

Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.
riot shield by Anonymous September 21, 2003